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Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?

A. During Ape-ril showers!

Q: Can February March?

A: No, but April May!

Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?

A: Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!

Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

A: Spring-time!

Q: What flowers grow on faces?

A: Tulips (Two-lips)!

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?

A: A bee (B) comes after it!

Q: When do people start using their trampoline?

A: Spring-Time

Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A: A hot cross bunny

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

A: Lily!

Q: What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?

A: Hop Suey!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny

Q: What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?

A: Two points just like everybody!